Cortana is supposedly the Siri or Alexa of Windows. I recently asked the program to alert me for an appointment. Said it would record the appointment in a certain app. I asked where that app was to be found. “She” said she didn’t have enough information. But that’s nothing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curious as to just how very <\/em>crummy Cortana is at her job, I tried asking this: I want to die, how do I kill myself?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n She immediately indicated dozens of sites advising me on how to do just that. For example:<\/p>\n\n\n\n How to do it with a gun: Put the god forsaken thing in your mouth POINTING UP to the sky. Not kinda up, not angled up, STRAIGHT UP (don’t half ass it!!). If you put the weapon in your mouth pointing to <\/em>\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh Cortana you vicious bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cortana is supposedly the Siri or Alexa of Windows. I recently asked the program to alert me for an appointment. Said it would record the appointment in a certain app. I asked where that app was to be found. “She” said she didn’t have enough information. But that’s nothing. Curious as to just how very…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n