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“SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO GO AT ‘WOKE’ LEFT IN STATE OF UNION REBUTTAL”, says the headline–and I thought in a spirit of reconciliation, I’d offer her some free speech-writing: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Truly, America, remaining unwoke is the traditional way to be. Sleeping through life is the time-honored way of true Americans. We’re a sleepy people; we’re the walking comatose and we like it that way. Who likes being rudely awakened? Me? You? No! We are a snoozy, snoozy people. We are snoozy\u2026and proud!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO GO AT ‘WOKE’ LEFT IN STATE OF UNION REBUTTAL”, says the headline–and I thought in a spirit of reconciliation, I’d offer her some free speech-writing: “Truly, America, remaining unwoke is the traditional way to be. Sleeping through life is the time-honored way of true Americans. 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