{"id":629,"date":"2023-06-27T00:55:59","date_gmt":"2023-06-27T00:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/?p=629"},"modified":"2023-06-27T00:56:00","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T00:56:00","slug":"to-live-and-die-in-googletown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/to-live-and-die-in-googletown\/","title":{"rendered":"TO LIVE AND DIE IN GOOGLETOWN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Emilio knew it was the googuys the second he saw them through the peephole in his apartment door. Despite their being warped around the fish-eye, he could see they were in their &#8220;casual but not casual&#8221; clothes; designer jeans, top drawer button-up shirts. The blond one wore the most high-end Google glasses. 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Emilio knew they often came with the little stealth drones, smaller and harder to see than a housefly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He looked them over. No surprise. They were sparklingly groomed, and though the glasses guy, Chode, had long butter-colored hair, every inch of it was exquisitely coifed. The little silvery card clipped to his collar read, <em>Romeo Chode, Google Housing Interface.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other one looked mixed race, maybe Latino Asian Black Caucasian. His collar card read, <em>William Nim, Google Housing Interface.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Emilio, hi,&#8221; said Nim. &#8220;I&#8217;m Bill Nim. Can we come in?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You going to text me a warrant?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve done that,&#8221; Chode said, smiling apologetically. 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Chode scanned the apartment, turning his head with the slow-sweep efficiency of a security camera so his glasses got a panning shot of the room; taking in the Immaculate Heart of Mary statuette in its shrine; the framed family photos, the worn sofa and cluttered coffee table; the slightly slanted floor, the old wood-framed archways painted in bright Mexican colors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Looks like the building&#8217;s settling,&#8221; Chode said, glancing at the floor. &#8220;Has it been safety-checked in the past six months?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emilio ignored the question. 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