{"id":885,"date":"2025-07-05T23:25:58","date_gmt":"2025-07-05T23:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/?p=885"},"modified":"2025-07-06T00:25:36","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T00:25:36","slug":"i-had-a-toe-amputated-because","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/i-had-a-toe-amputated-because\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a toe amputated because&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-in-coffin-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-in-coffin-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-in-coffin-rotated.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-grave-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-grave-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/toe-grave-rotated.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>A bunion had crushed the second toe and rather than go through the pain and time off my feet to have it reconstructed I opted to have it removed. We asked for it to take it home, permission was given, and it&#8217;s been buried in the yard. All this is true. Micky&#8217;s idea. There will be photos. She put a Buddha statuette over it and I wrote this: <\/p>\n<p>The secession of my toe<\/p>\n<p>From the nation of my frame<\/p>\n<p>Is not an accident<\/p>\n<p>Nor effort to make lame &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>The smaller toe was bullied<\/p>\n<p>By an oligarchical toe;<\/p>\n<p>It determined to redefine itself,<\/p>\n<p>find another way to grow &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>It calculated keenly<\/p>\n<p>That forcing amputation<\/p>\n<p>Would bring about a triumph:<\/p>\n<p>No not an abdication &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>And so it twitched a hint<\/p>\n<p>As to burial \u2018neath a rose,<\/p>\n<p>Which it would in time takeover<\/p>\n<p>Till the shrub gave fruit to toes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bunion had crushed the second toe and rather than go through the pain and time off my feet to have it reconstructed I opted to have it removed. We asked for it to take it home, permission was given, and it&#8217;s been buried in the yard. All this is true. Micky&#8217;s idea. 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