{"id":91,"date":"2021-03-27T16:53:08","date_gmt":"2021-03-27T16:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2021-03-28T20:50:46","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T20:50:46","slug":"pinball-lizard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/john-shirley.com\/blog\/pinball-lizard\/","title":{"rendered":"pinball lizard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Looking around one day. Damn. I\u2019m in a pinball machine. How\u2019d I get here? This is more fucked up than that Tron situation. Whoa, what\u2019s\u2013BANG!\u2013whap, clang, ding, bouncing off this, rebounding from that, down into sleep. Up again the next day, propelled into the pinball machine. The question is, can you escape from the pinball machine? Got to grow legs and hands first. Then hold on\u2013jump up\u2013and break the glass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking around one day. Damn. I\u2019m in a pinball machine. How\u2019d I get here? This is more fucked up than that Tron situation. Whoa, what\u2019s\u2013BANG!\u2013whap, clang, ding, bouncing off this, rebounding from that, down into sleep. Up again the next day, propelled into the pinball machine. 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